If Chuck Noris play a warlock..
1) Chuck Norris never has to cast fear

2) Chuck Norris can summon and sacrifice Lord Kazzak

3) Chuck Norris casts immolate by staring at you intensely

4) Chuck Norris doesn't need Soul Link

5) Chuck Norris has Unstable Affliction, Felguard and Shadowfury

6) Chuck Norris has 100% Crit

7) A Chuck Norris Shadowfury is when Chuck Norris steps from the shadows and does a 360 roundhouse

8) Chuck Norris can still wear, and roundhouse, in full plate

9) Chuck Norris casts drain life by standing nearby

10) Chuck Norris is why n00bs think warlocks are overpowered

11) Chuck Norris can Lifetap for no HP cost

12) Death Coil is a toned down version of a Chuck Norris roundhouse to the crotch that sends you foetal (into a coil)

13) Chuck Norris tore the Eye from Kilrogg

14) Chuck Norris can solo raidbosses with a Soulwell and the Eye of Kilrogg

15) Chuck Norris casts Enslave with real chains. Around his fists

16) A Chuck Norris banish is permanent. If used on a warlocks pet it destroys the pet permanently, if used on a mages elemental, it destroys the talent permanently. If used a druid stupid enough to go into treeform versus Chuck Norris's warlock, it deletes the character

17) Voidwalkers Devour shadows. Chuck Norris devours Voidwalkers

18) Chuck Norris's Curse of Agony doesn't use the 'Curse of' bit

19) Chuck Norris doesn't have Underwater Breathing. He just drains the lakes dry

27) Chuck Norris dosnt use Fear - becasue he is the Fear

32) A Chuck Norris Healthstone gives you a level

33) Chuck Norris can summon solo. Whispering Chuck Norris for a summon deletes your account, and kills a member of your family

34) Chuck Norris's Howl of Terror one-shots everyone in range out of sheer fright. It has a range of Alterac Valley

35) Chuck Norris stopped using Infernals after accidentally creating The Tainted scar, Darkwhisper Gorge, and Ungoro Crater

36) Chuck Norris have all talents exept backlash... he never gets hit anyway, and he has 100% crit

37) If Chuck Norris drains your soul you die IRL

38) Chuck Norris does not need pets. He can do all the abilities by himself anyway

39) Chuck Norris can cast Curse of Doom on players, and it ticks once a second.