Sometimes (woahoh)
A champion gets remade (CLG)
And it ends up bein no surprise (Area of Defect)
That he's back

I just played Jax
And I carried the game
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them
I just played Jax
Dodged all their autoattacks
Can't believe 20 minutes went by so fast

Have you ever played Jax? I have, I did great
I have to admit, I was skeptical at first
But now I'm platinum ranked-it literally just happened
Playin Jax can make a pro player out the worst

When they took dodge out the game, I thought Jax would be unplayable
I love him so much, I'd knit his face in a crochetable
Killed Rammus, Ryze, and Shen then I killed Graves and I killed Garen
All I had was ninja tabi, then I went and soloed baron

You'll never guess what I just did, I played Jax
Swapped my lamppost for a cardboard tube, I went to PAX
TF tried to go top, but I told him to deal
Cuz I'm like Hotshot up there- Real.


I just played Jax
And I carried the game
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them
Talk shit in all chat

I'm like a Mario brother I jump on everybody's head
Jump onto Ashe!
You mean like this?
Oh wow. Shes dead
I can take a fishing pole to battle, I don't need a knife
That good?
The best 20 minutes of my life (my life)

Whenever I play Jax, Its a moment to be cherished
You're the opposite of canned goods; likely to perish
Forget the 2nd amendment-my counterstrike will disarm ya
Lamppost'l send you back to base just like the children back to Narnia

So this one's dedicated to them kids
Who've played Jax since his Beta days
In Jungle or lane
In the US or Spain
Against Jarvan or Swain
You're still the champ

Caitlyn's building AP
Doesn't matter, played Jax
Our mid has 20 CS
Doesn't matter, played Jax
My team died 97 times
Doesn't matter, played Jax
We're against CLG
Well fuck

I just played Jax (Jax)
I went 40 and 0 (Real)
So if you played Jax in a 20 min game
Then you're qualified to sing with me

I just played Jax (everybody sing)
And I carried the game (we all played Jax)
The other team let me put my lamppost inside them (talk shit in all chat)
I just played Jax
Dodged all their autoattacks
Can't believe 20 minutes went by so fast